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The names Curtis and Im a daydreamer. I love everything HP and have the power to repel cute boys. Follow me and ill give you $0.42 I promise. Kisses and Enjoy.

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yungterra:

pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

madeleineishere:

quick lil comic

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canadianslut:

when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups image

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mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
mom: Nerd

7/28 #ANACONDA on iTunes

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animatedtext:
taylorandtiffany:

Perfect
samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK
8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

uppercunts-galore:

shesawoman:

"This is not helping the rumors”.

Aren’t they related?

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