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The names Curtis and Im a daydreamer. I love everything HP and have the power to repel cute boys. Follow me and ill give you $0.42 I promise. Kisses and Enjoy.

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dualchainz:

babeobaggins:

this was the best song of 2013 i’m not kidding

he really got bars like people reblog this as a joke but he really went off

(Source: lavagoth, via whorville)

a-tight-butthole:

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

yes.

(Source: darkjak)

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

(Source: cryptids, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via pleaseletmetouchyourbutt)

bewbin:

i win 

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via foodchewer)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via hi)

alohandro:

image

(via pizza)

benalessi:

crop top movement

(via p-e-r-i-w-i-n-k-l-e-s)

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels [x]

(via thefuuuucomics)

weavemunchers:

when you go to kill a bug and it starts flying

image

(via a-tight-butthole)

(x)

Is this photoshopped. When did this happen. I’m so confused.

(Source: liampaynne, via k-ushlover)

r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

(via cumfort)